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Just saw Iron Man 3. It’s probably the best movie I’ve seen with a “3” at the end of the title. Maybe the best Iron Man? I’d have to watch the first two again though. I definitely wasn’t expecting it to be this good directly coming down from The Avengers, that’s for sure.

The Duke tried to keep up his citizens’ morale. “United States Postal Service, the harbinger of Intel Core… surely he shall save us!” But everyone waited and waited… as the night fell, USPS had not arrived as expected. A stillness hung in the air as the entire town waited with bated breath.

All three brown boxes of the UPSocalypse had united. “The time of reckoning is at hand!” screamed the townsfolk.

…and the third rose up from the depths of the ocean blue.

Down from the mountain, the second brown box of the UPSocalypse joined its brother’s side…

“The prophecy tells of the three brown boxes of the UPSocalypse that shall soon descend upon us! And thus the first approaches…”

“The FedEx has graced us with its presence… the day of reckoning has begun,” spoke the Duke of Hinchysdesk. “Brace yourselves.”

The calm before the storm…

Ahh, don’t you just love USPS and how their package tracking system never works at all ever